The Wealthy Underground (sort of like "The Weather Underground")

[bigbadwolf]

At Counterpunch:

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Today at dawn, New York City police surprised a gang of free market fanatics just before they could set off a massive dynamite explosion that would have blown away the entire northern wall of lower Manhattan's Metropolitan Correctional Center. The gang members, clad in black Armani ski masks and tasteful Christian Dior jogging suits, fled the scene, leaving behind a communiqué identifying themselves as the Wealthy Underground Organization, a militant clandestine group dedicated to the "liberation" of disgraced businessman and former NASDAQ chairman, Bernard L. Madoff.

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][SIZE=-1]According to police, the Wealthy Underground Organization is one of a growing number of capitalist extremist groups borrowing tactics from the 1960s nostalgia craze in order to fight what it sees as the "socialist menace" brought on by President Obama's response to the economic crisis.[/SIZE][/FONT]

 

[Roger Trimble]

Sounds like they're just misunderstood. In the name of the great capitalist:

Hasta el dinero, siempre!